2-2-26 Hour 2 - Melania Doc - a tale of two Tomato scores
The Chris Plante Show
WMAL | Cumulus Media Washington
4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There once was a woman who lived in a shoe. A size too snug, but what could she do? But that's not where her story ends. Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends, she got her score into much better shape and relocated to a box fresh new place, with room to grow and a mortgage to suit. Now, she lives in a spacious four-bedroom cowboy boots. |
| 0:23.3 | Better your Experian credit score to help get mortgage ready. |
| 0:26.5 | Experian. |
| 0:27.5 | Better your score. |
| 0:28.7 | Better your story. |
| 0:33.1 | While I have you here, can ask you a favor, if things keep getting worse in America, |
| 0:37.1 | can I come live with you in Puerto Rico? |
| 0:41.8 | Chair, I have some news for you. |
| 0:45.1 | Puerto Rico is part of America, so... |
| 0:47.3 | Don't tell them. Don't tell them, Benny. I need a plan B. |
| 0:51.8 | Don't tell them that. |
| 0:55.2 | They're dumb. |
| 0:56.3 | They're confused. |
| 0:57.8 | They're ignorant. |
| 0:58.8 | They're expletives diluted. |
| 1:01.0 | They're the left. |
| 1:02.4 | They're Hollywood. |
| 1:04.0 | They're the music industry. |
| 1:06.0 | They're the Grammy people. |
| 1:11.5 | Michael, do you have a Grammy? |
| 1:13.4 | You don't have a Grammy? |
| 1:14.5 | Maybe you should have a Grammy. |
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