2.19 I Only Have Eyes for You | A Buffy the Vampire Slayer Podcast
Buffering the Vampire Slayer | A Buffy the Vampire Slayer Podcast
Buffering: A Rewatch Adventure
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Locker Monster. Lockness Monster. |
| 0:02.0 | Locker, monster is what he said. |
| 0:04.0 | But it wasn't really a monster. It was like this big arm that came out of the locker, but then we opened it again, it was gone. Nothing. This is right after Buffy's history teacher starts doing some freaky channeling thing in class. Ooh, sounds like paranormal phenomena. A ghost, cool. Oh, no, no, no, no, no cool. This was no wimpy chain rattler. This was, I'm dead as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore. |
| 0:24.7 | Well, despite the Xander speak, it's a fairly accurate definition of a water ghost. |
| 0:28.9 | I define something? Accurately? I guess I'm done with the book, learning. |
| 0:35.0 | Sir, we have some bad boo on our hands? |
| 0:38.8 | It? Well, why is it here? Does it just want a skis? done with the book, Lernard. So, we have some bad boo on our hands? Yes. |
| 0:39.3 | Well, why is it here? |
| 0:40.6 | Does it just want to scare people? |
| 0:42.3 | Unfortunately, he doesn't know exactly what he wants. |
| 0:44.0 | That's the trouble. |
| 0:45.7 | See, many times, the spirit is plagued by all manner of worldly troubles. |
| 0:49.8 | So being dead, it has no way to make its peace. |
| 0:53.4 | So it lashes out, growing ever more confused, ever more angry. |
| 0:59.0 | So it's a normal teenager, only dead. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, Well, hello, and welcome back to buffering the vampire slayer once more with spoilers, a podcast where we're watching and discussing each and every episode of Bobby the Vampire Slayer one at a time for the second time, this time with spoilers. |
| 1:41.7 | I'm pathetic little no-life vegan, Jenny Owen Youngs. |
| 1:46.6 | And I'm Kristen Rousseau, obviously some hairy-legged feminist. |
| 1:50.6 | What a pair. |
| 1:52.2 | What a pair. |
| 1:53.4 | But one and the same, really. |
| 1:55.1 | We're the straight out of art school. |
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