Previously, we did a report.

Well, we passed along a report that said,

we fart about 14 times a day.

Right.

And thanks to new fart technology,

yes.

They have revised that number.

Researchers at the University of Maryland recently developed technology to measure human

flatulence accurately.

By the way, uh, imagine that gig.

Uh, what one of the, some guy who is a somnologist said, uh, they can keep track during a sleep

study of how often you fart during the night.

Did they do that?

By the way, do you, have you got your sleep pat, seepap machine?

Oh, no, no.

The, uh, this life-threatening condition,

uh, well, we, we can see about that in, uh, March. Really? Yeah. They're that busy. I'm, uh,

I'm, I'm about six weeks out from the appointment. And here's where I think I, I did a back

but it's life-threatening, right? The first thing

that they're going to check on is, and I didn't notice this until I, in yoga, you breathe a lot

through your nose. So I was not aware that my left nostril, it gets plugged a lot. There must be

something, there's either a polyp in there, or I have a deviated septum. And I should have done that first because, you know, fixing that if they can. It might help you breathe through both your noses. Right. Would have affected my sleep study. Shut up. My sleep study. You know, I would probably get different results in the sleep study. Right. So I don't know if they're going to fix that and make me do it all over again. And maybe I don't need one. But if you do it again, maybe check the fart. What if it's a booger? Never thought of that. It's a booger. It's a booger. Should have picked that years ago. They got to stick a scope up there to find out. So, I don't know. How dry would that booger be there? Could be a bollop. But some days are better than others. So it's something that gets inflamed and I don't know what causes. No. Okay. But still March. Yeah, you could die at any moment. Oh, book you. We'll get you in there in March. It's a scam. It's all a scam.

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