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So was a girl waiting for a whopper and you threw one off in the bathroom just so you could last longer? Lashed longer with her? None of that happened. Okay. I'm sorry. Okay. You always tried to time and so you did it as late as possible. Yeah, you did. Right. Right before you went out. Right before you went out. Right. Like you go into the, why.

This was back in the day, too.

You weren't texting your buddies. Everybody called each other and said, where are we going? Who's picking me up? Okay, I want to throw one off real quick. Yeah. And it was just a natural conversation. I threw one off. So you could last longer if you got laid that night,

which is hilarious because that goes away really quick, dudes.

If you're laid that night, which is hilarious because that goes away really quick, dudes.

If you're 18 to 22 right now, you're not throwing one off of your 30 before you go out.

You don't need to.

Look, you get to a point where you can't throw another one off.

Exactly.

You're spent.

That goes away in your early 20s.

I'm going to say you get out more sex with a woman at night, but you want to save everything for your partner.

And they appreciate that, don't they?

You don't need to get one out of the chamber.

When you hit a certain age.

Shoot yourself in the armpit with it, you know.

All right, here's another dating idea.

All right, what's this? It is happening at, I believe the resort is Brian Head in Utah.

Chairlift, speed dating.

I had that on the-

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