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How old were you when you got married, brother? Me? Yeah. Oh, um, was it 2009? It was 25, 26? 25 and your wife? We had all three of our kids before we got married. Oh, that's right. You weren't married too young. You married mid-20s, age-wise. Well, there's a couple in Pennsylvania who was told their family to celebrate their 75th anniversary.

He was 95.

She's 92.

And they...

So 20 and 70?

They forgot.

That was only...

It was a wrong year.

And they couldn't add, I guess, because they're old.

And it was 74 years. Yeah. So. Oh, they just jinx themselves. Yeah, they did. They did. Yeah. A lot of the time, once you hit 40, probably even sometimes in your 30s, you go, how old am I? We've all done that. I've got a birthday coming up into a few months.

You know, like, oh, you're going to be this or this.

I just have to remember how old my wife is.

You're like, oh, yeah, I'll be that.

I remember how old my wife is.

That sounded kind of creepy.

But she's your age, basically, right?

Yeah.

So if you make it 75 years, how old would you be, Nick? Oh, you'd be 100 then. Yeah, so we're probably going to make that. Well, remember, it's 75 years. Tell your kid's that. Yeah, I think I must have been 26. I love that nobody fact-checked them until they had the party plan.

I know.

I know.

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