#2.16. Six Thousand Uncontrollable Buttholes

Dragon Friends

Dave Harmon

Dragons, Actual Play, Comedy, Dungeons, Dnd, Dnd5e, Improv, Rpg, Australian

4.9 • 609 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2016

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

SEASON FINALE TIME. The Dragon Friends are warmed up, decked out and ready for bloodshed. Save the maiden! Break the spell! Like any good home invasion it's time to murder the homeowner and make out with the loot.

Note, this episode is pretty filthy and it's all Hing's fault.

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0:00.0	Hey there, podcast listeners.
0:02.2	Just wanted to let you know that if you're looking for Christmas gifts for other fans,
0:05.6	we are excited to announce that we've launched our online store,
0:08.6	where you can buy sweet, sweet Dragon Friends merchandise,
0:10.9	such as T-shirts, pins, and also Ben Jenkins' novelization of the podcast's first season,
0:16.2	which absolutely nobody asked for.
0:18.4	You can find all of that at the dragonfriends.com slash merch.
0:24.9	Dragon Friends.
0:26.0	If it's spooky, don't be frightened.
0:28.2	Dragon Friends.
0:29.4	Scary home and bar the door.
0:31.2	Daylight end.
0:32.6	And the fiends and cools delight in things that scarce.
0:35.1	You'll be well aware.
0:35.9	As you make your way, you'll be led to stray,
0:38.2	for the goal is near near And your friends are here
0:39.2	And there's plenty more in store
0:41.1	Woo!
0:46.9	Travelers along the old roads
0:49.0	of the Sword Coast
0:49.8	speak of a land
0:50.8	Drenched in Fog,
	...

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