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Tonight's broadcast is brought to you by the company you depend upon for all of your greatest

needs, Heart Life. These stories are true dramatizations from our fair city's glorious history.

So listen and remember, Heart Life, all the life you'll ever need.

Contrary to what the dictionary might tell you, peril is different from danger. Anyone can be in danger.

Anything can bring danger.

A person might equally be in danger of losing their life or their hair.

A dangerous situation might involve a war zone or an in-law.

Signs are hung. Danger, electric fence. Danger, landmines, danger! Will Robinson.

Peril, on the other hand, is only ever used when fate has bestowed upon a person the romance and insight that

only having seconds to live can bring. Peril involves true love and true evil and true death.

True, certain, inescapable death.

Unfortunately for our mole people friends, having just escaped some danger,

fate has decided to peril their brains out.

Sandy? Sandy? Sandy! Sandy!

Hey, watch it.

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