All right, here's a short little story.

How often do you wash your blue jeans when you're wearing your blue jeans on a regular basis?

It's a week maybe?

Well, if I don't wear mine, unless I'm going out and doing something,

my blue jeans don't see my, they're not on for two or three days at least, you know.

But if you're wearing sweats around the house, so, you know, I'm not wearing,

I'm not wearing, I'm not wearing, I'm not wearing, I'm not sure sweats to work.

For several consecutive days, how many days?

Would you wait until you wash them?

I go, I go, I don't like, I don't like, a long time? If I wore them for a week, no, I wash them. I like them because they're just old.

But my two favorite pair are old. They don't shrink back up and are tight or anything. So it doesn't

matter if I wash them or not. In September of 2009, a guy named Josh Lee wore his jeans for

330 days. Oh, that's so gross. Without washing them. I remember, I said the story before.

I was, you know, in college, I didn't care.

I'm sitting in college in a class.

And I'm sitting there in these jeans.

And I go, man, what?

It smells like ass in here.

And then I realized it was my jeans.

You're, you know, your ass is going to start stinking, man.

Well, I think underwear or lack of underwear.

I wore underwear.

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