2.10 Land Ahoy
To L And Back: An L Word Podcast
Riese Bernard
4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2019
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Let's get on the Lez Boat with everybody's favorite awkward threesome: Jenny, Shane and Carmen! Oh and guess who else? It's our special guest, renowned actress Jasmin Savoy Brown! Before we head out to sea, Jenny would like to know, Mark, if THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT. Bette's unnaturally excited about another visit from her father, who loves the TOE guy but is also clearly very sick. Dana and Alice have an embarrassing incident with sex toys and the TSA, and play dress-up on their own private love boat. Meanwhile, Tina's gonna be honored at a special dinner for her community service and also for having boobs that look great in expensive dresses.
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| 0:00.0 | Girls in tight, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, |
| 0:10.0 | squirting, ranting, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming. |
| 0:13.0 | This is the way, it's the way that we live. |
| 0:19.0 | It's the way that be it's the way that be |
| 0:22.6 | and I'm |
| 0:33.6 | Hi, I'm Reese. |
| 0:35.1 | And I'm Carly. |
| 0:36.1 | And this is to Ellen Back. |
| 0:38.5 | A podcast about the L Word in which we recap every episode of the L Word, one episode at a time. |
| 0:42.7 | Forever and Ever. |
| 0:43.6 | Yeah, the L Word is a show about lesbians. |
| 0:45.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.0 | And toast. |
| 0:48.7 | It's about theories of everything. |
| 0:51.0 | Nautical journeys. |
| 0:52.3 | Notical. Boats. |
| 0:53.4 | Love boats. |
| 0:56.1 | Love boats. Notical journeys. Boats. Love boats. Love boats. Let's go on the Lesboat. Love Boat. What a great song. This week's episode is season two, episode 10. Land Ahoi, |
| 1:02.0 | which is one of the most aptly named episodes of the season. Sure is. Because it's about a boat. |
| 1:08.1 | Originally aired April 24th, 2005, three days after my birthout of that year. |
| 1:13.3 | I will be saying how many days it was from or before my birthday for every episode, |
| 1:17.8 | in case you haven't caught on. |
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