2.07 Luminous

To L And Back: An L Word Podcast

Riese Bernard

Bisexual, Drama, Reboot, Queer, Tv & Film, Gay, Nonbinary, Sexuality, Television, Lesbian, Lword, Health & Fitness, Trans, Showtime

4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Listen I don’t mean to sound like a bad feminist but Bette Porter you have been MEAT-TAGGED and the ladies are lining up around the block to sign your dance card after this gripping classical guitar concert! Cobie Smulders, however, is NOT in line, although she does look great in that vest and she makes some pretty cool mobiles. Also, Veronica Bloom’s gonna peel her face off her face, Venice Beach hosts Shell Art with Tina and a Brawl with Shane, Jenny educates her writing class on the joys of orgasming with another woman, Helena battles her ex (Winnie. Winnie Mann) for custody, Jenny and Carmen continue to awkwardly date and make out (PSA: don't slap someone in the face without their consent!) and Mark CONTINUES TO EXIST.

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Episode Produced, Mixed, Edited by Lauren Klein @laurentaylorklein

Transcript

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0:00.0	Girls in the tight, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking,
0:10.0	squirting, ranting, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming.
0:13.0	This is the way, it's the way that we live.
0:19.0	It's the way that we live it's the way that we're
0:21.6	and this is Rees and this is Carly.
0:36.6	And this is to Ellen Beck!
0:40.0	Oh my God!
0:42.9	That was our rendition of if this podcast were a horror movie.
0:47.4	Yeah.
0:48.1	And we're very scared.
0:50.0	Carol's terrified.
0:51.1	Just like, what the fuck, you two?
0:52.7	It's just us, Carol.
0:53.9	Carol, girl, get with the program.
0:55.3	This is our first time trying to record two episodes of one day, so we'll see how it goes.
0:59.0	We'll see how ridiculous we get by the end of this.
1:01.5	Yeah.
1:02.2	How you doing, Reese?
1:05.1	You know, great.
1:06.9	Man, I've had a shitty summer and I'm really excited.
1:10.2	It's going to be September soon. Not that
1:11.8	that means anything in Los Angeles. No, it just gets warmer. And therefore more oppressive. But
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