2.06 - The Graveyard Shuffle
Unwell, a Midwestern Gothic Mystery
Audacious Machine Creative
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2020
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
by Jessica Best
Halloween made manifest
Everyone’s invited
The boundaries are breached
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This episode features: Clarisa Cherie Rios as Lily, Marsha Harman as Dot, Michael Turrentine as Wes, Amelia Bethel as Marisol, Joshua K. Harris as Rudy, Isa Ramos as Spikes, Mark Soloff as [REDACTED], Krista D’Agostino as Hazel and Pat King as Chester. Mt Absalom Evil laugh contest participants: Jessica Wright Buha, Jessica Best, Bilal Dardai, Jim McDoniel, Eleanor Hyde, Jeffrey Nils Gardner, Ryan Schile, Tara Schile, Marsha Harman, Amelia Bethel, Joshua K. Harris, Michael Turrentine, Max Kreisky, Josh Rubino, Whitney Johnson, and Christopher J. Wilson.
Written by Jessica Best, sound design by Ryan Schile, directed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner, music composed by Stephen Poon, recording engineer Mel Ruder, Theme performed by Stephen Poon, Lauren Kelly, Gunnar Jebsen, Travis Elfers, Mel Ruder, and Betsey Palmer, Unwell lead sound designer Ryan Schile, Executives Producers Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Gardner, by HartLife NFP. Music and lyrics for“My Boyfriend is a Jack O’Lantern” by Jessica Best. Lyrics for“Do the Trick Or Treat” and “The Graveyard Shuffle” by Jessica Best, with music by Stephen Poon. All songs performed by Clayton Faits (Guitars), Joe Griffin (Guitars), Dan Schaeffer (Bass), David Schaeffer (Drums), Betsey Palmer (Lead vocals on “My Boyfriend is a Jack O’Lantern,” backing vocals on “Do the Trick Or Treat” and “The Graveyard Shuffle”), Stephen Poon (Backing Vocals and Yells on “Do the Trick Or Treat”), Michael Turrentine (Lead Vocals on “Do the Trick or Treat,” backing vocals on “The Graveyard Shuffle”), Jeffrey Nils Gardner (Lead vocals on “The Graveyard Shuffle.”). Recorded by Daniel Christian and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Mixed and mastered by Gunnar Jebsen
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| 0:00.0 | Hi there. This is Jeffrey Executive Producer of Unwell. Did you know that we have |
| 0:07.2 | Unwell merch? You can find it on our website at unwell Podcast.com. |
| 0:12.1 | We have merch from the 75th annual at unwell Podcasted |
| 0:15.4 | We have merch from the 75th annual Mount Absalum Celery Festival with a beautiful and |
| 0:18.1 | slightly creepy illustration of a celeric route. There are coffee mugs |
| 0:22.2 | with Abbey's rules about small talk in the morning and there's a couple of cool |
| 0:26.1 | interpretations of our show art if you want to rep on Well in the meat space. |
| 0:30.7 | We are super proud of all this merch and we hope you'll like them too. Head to our |
| 0:35.2 | website at unwell Podcast.com to check them out. You're going to. All right. |
| 0:55.0 | All right. Three dozen deviled eggs. |
| 1:11.0 | Deviled eggs. Deviled eyeballs, dear. |
| 1:14.0 | Oh, of course. |
| 1:15.0 | Should we have done a batch without the hot sauce veins? |
| 1:17.0 | I thought we did. |
| 1:19.0 | Are there any more eggs? |
| 1:20.0 | Oh, shit. |
| 1:22.0 | I forgot to boil him. |
| 1:24.0 | Normally, I'm not this far behind. |
| 1:26.0 | It's fine, mom, it's a Halloween party, not a military campaign. |
| 1:30.0 | It's not a Halloween party, it's the Halloween party. It's Halloween itself in all its glory made manifest one day a year |
| 1:37.8 | The witch's teeth are out there the Batwing cookies are out there the pumpkin casserole is out there the apples for candied apples are ready and washed |
| 1:46.6 | No those are for bobbing for who bobbing for apples |
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