1x05: The Wolf and the Lion Shave their Chests

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2011

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Ivan and Red cover "The Wolf and The Lion" in the last of the Season 1 GoT episodes directed by Brian Kirk. We're introduced to the Knight of Flowers, some hill people, Varys the big gay cat, giant dragon skulls, and the ultimate attachment parenting. We also cover the shaving of chests and smuckers jam in more depth than was strictly necessary. Intro music is "Learning to Fly" by Arkngthand.

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0:00.0	Oh, you don't have another bro, just shave your chest sometimes?
0:03.0	I mean, God, otherwise you're shaving your own chest. Welcome to episode 5 episode 5 of Boers Gorin's Swords. I'm Red Scott and I'm
0:19.9	Ivan Hernandez and today we're covering episode 5 of Game of Thrones, the Wolf and the Lion.
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