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All right, this is Red Scott.

And this is Ivan Hernandez.

And this is season one episode two of

game of Thrones the Kings Road you're listening to boars gore and swords the

game of Thrones recap podcast That is what is happening.

So first off I wanted to talk about some things we needed to correct from last week.

First of all, we had that we had some people in the Stark family wrong.

Like a lot of people that we thought were just straight up

children of Stark were either uh... not quite or bastards and their last name was unexplained and

then some people just left off the chart entirely.

Theon Greyjoy, who we assumed was Stark, because, well, he's dower.

Yeah.

He's dower.

He looks defeated. But more than that, the Theon Greyjoy, I mean he looks, he's either a brother or he is Rob Starks gay lover. Yeah. It turns out is not a stark at all and I learned this strictly I

don't know how we're supposed to know this he's just sort of hanging around but

I figured this out only through HBO's own site where they chronicle all the characters is is just a guy basically who's held there as ransom

He's from House of Grayjoy tried to storm in on the Starks, didn't work out, as well as they were hoping.

And so basically, for the last decade, Theon Greyjoy is being raised as a Stark, which by the way, probably the most ridiculous

name in the entire series so far.

That might be one of my favorite fantasy names of all time.

What, Theon, Gray Joy.

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