1st Annual Tony Awards

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Tom and Julie hand out awards for achievements by people named Tony. Including Best Spy Shack, Best Headfirst Slide, and Best Member of The Oak Ridge Boys. Plus Brett has a beef. Also specifically what's wrong with Tom and Julie's brains, Southern pitchers of sweet tea, the Brett-5000, Barney Rebel, and Anthony Hopkins is curious about NFTs. CLIPS ON TODAY'S EPISODE: *Tony's Spy Shack on Survivor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVEQrEpiHQ4 *The Oak Ridge Boys, Elvira: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agnjMmoXm6k *Who's the Boss Opening Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHWYAs0x90c *Captain and Tenille, Muskrat Love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5Y BUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED! *September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast *October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357 JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT: http://foreverdog.plus JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS: *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: DoubleThreatPod@gmail.com FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	forever
0:03.8	What's what's he what's specifically what's wrong with our brains? Oh, I'll go first
0:09.2	Yeah, here's one of the bad things my brain does
0:13.4	Whenever I'm watching a movie and especially if I'm watching a documentary or reading a memoir
0:20.2	Mm-hmm. I think to myself
0:23.9	How can I
0:25.7	Do what this person did so that my life is better?
0:30.0	I always think of it as like an instruction manual that I'm reading after I already put the furniture together and the furniture is not great
0:37.6	You're the furniture is what you're saying that brainy yes is the furniture. Yes
0:42.6	So this person's like I grew up in Kansas, and I'm like all right step one be from Kansas
1:00.0	Oh
1:21.8	When it comes to putting my brain together
1:24.8	I'm not unlike an Ikea manual where there's a little cartoon
1:30.2	Person who can't do it alone
1:32.8	But still goes and tries to do where they're just like don't you do this one by yourself
1:37.2	Go get it go get a helper go get a partner. Yeah, and you say nope to help up in that brain of mine and
1:46.2	And
1:47.2	And then it'll be there'll be a scene in a movie where someone's on a porch, and I'll be like I got to get a porch
1:53.4	This is this is the key if I if I do this then I'll be happy if you only had a porch
2:01.0	Yeah, that would have been my character in the Wizard of Oz. I'll be like I'm gonna go to Wizard of Oz and ask him to give me a porch
2:06.9	And the Wizard's just like wait hold on a second. What?
2:10.5	Would a porch porch?
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