I'm starting with what is admittedly a pretty crappy story.

So a couple in Austin, they had a big problem.

Somebody kept coming and stealing the packages off their porch.

It wasn't just them.

It was happening all over their neighborhood.

So one day they thought, I'm going to get back at these people,

and they put out a box of dirty diapers.

So they see, not long after, they come back with the box, open up the diapers, and spread the contents all over their front door.

Oh, no.

Then it gets worse.

They came back about half an hour later with a bunch of cow manure, which they spread all over the porch, rubbed all over their cars.

Oh, come on.

Yeah. Then they called the police now there's abed all over their cars. Oh, come on. Yeah.

Then they called the police now that there's a detective working on the case.

You want to hear a poop joke?

Sure.

Never mind, it stinks.

Oh.

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