19th Century Squid Porn | Feudal Japan (Part 3)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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4.7 • 990 Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh As war turns to peace, the Japanese find they have more time to shove anthropods up themselves The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 Hideyoshi is baking 6:48 The OG Korean War 14:17 Not My Words 21:02 Edophilia 24:45 #comeonethal 29:03 Dual Nature of Japan 34:53 Cool Japania 41:03 Theatre is too horny 46:35 Golden age of Geisha 52:26 Stick a nappy on em 55:01 Turned on by Loyalty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Vinvon History.
0:13.6	I'm drawn by Horatio called
0:15.2	We're moving towards the he he-he-he-he-he part of Japan
0:18.9	where this is, this series really is the
0:21.9	to yeah how did we get to he-hi-hi-he-he-he a story of Japan yeah exactly with a nuclear
0:28.5	bomb explosion at the front that's on the cover night night straight to bed yeah uh no supper this is
0:35.2	the long sushi no sushi free to bed no sushi this is the long road to the night night bomb. The winding road to squid porn. The long and winding... Night night! That's how that song goes. He, he, he, he, he. It's part three of our Japan, Feudal Japan series. I've been having a good time actually going through feudal Japan. It's lovely. Yeah. Absolutely lovely. They're kind of our sort of people. Yes. It's a home away from home. It is a home way from home. Scotland on sea. The most Scottish place in the world is Japan. Well, you think about it. They make whiskey. They love suicide. Yeah. Like they're good fish. Yeah. I mean, Scotland. They don't know how to cook fish. They don't know how to cook. So we left off. We're in Scotland. We're in Japan. It's about 1588. Hello. Hello. It's 1588 and Toma, what's his first name or his last name?
1:31.6	It's upside down.
1:32.1	He's not Thomas.
1:34.0	Thomas Hideyoshi.
1:35.1	Thomas Hideyoshi.
1:37.2	Yeah, Brian Hideyoshi.
1:39.3	Brian Hideyoshi has outlasted Odu Nobanaga.
1:43.8	Sorry.
1:44.4	Ian Nobanaga.
1:46.9	They've got these very pretentious names.
1:50.0	Toyo Tomato Hideyoshi.
1:52.1	It's part three.
1:53.1	I don't know anymore.
1:54.1	There's so many fucking weird names.
1:55.6	Yeah, his name's tomato.
1:56.6	Tomato Hideyoshi has issued...
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