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Thousands of years ago, a puddle of slime had a bad dream, and from that slime crawled human beings. And from that bad dream grew

the curse of sentience that has plagued humankind since that first slimy birthday. Now,

in the distant cosmos, the ballad of humanity's folly plays out, a race of beings obsessed with their own destruction,

and with making movies about the future, bad movies about a stupid future,

ballads and tales and fables and prophesies of the year,

1990,

18.

Come in.

Did it work?

Did it work?

Future Dave?

I think it did Future Tom. I think we transmitting? We're transmitting once more. Hello the past. Oh my goodness. If you can hear us say something. Write a note into the, etch and carve a note into the floor of this blockbuster. I'm not sure what city we're in, but I'm sure you'll know. Well, it's a Hollywood video time. That's right, a Hollywood video. Fuck. I hope they do,

okay, I hope they hear this part of the transmission. So if they did, then a message should appear

on the floor in front of us in front of us any minute now, Dave, future Dave. Okay, let's just,

ah, you sons of bitches. Is that a dick? Yeah. Sweet. Of course it's a dick. Of course

it's a dick. Sweet. Um, hey folks, listen, it's, it's, it's future Dave and future Tom.

We're here from the, the future year of 2023. Uh, and 2023. And if you're just joining us, we've been

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