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That's patreon.com slash G-A-M-E-F-U-L-L-Y unemployed, which is spelled like it sounds. Thousands of years ago, a puddle of slime had a bad dream, and from that slime crawled human beings.

And from that bad dream grew the curse of sentience that has plagued humankind since

that first slimy birthday.

Now, in the distant cosmos, the ballad of humanity's folly plays out, a race of beings obsessed

with their own destruction, and with making movies about the future, bad movies about a stupid

future, ballads and tales and fables and prophesies of the year 1990.

In the year 1990. It's the future tom yes it feels pretty good future Dave yeah yeah have you

well you know a lot of rats today I don't dare um you don't you don't because what would

happen if you know one of the one of the wasteland mutants

sought us and then snitched on us to the rat queen because.

God, you're right.

Because she has, her majesty has a standing bounty, a standing snitch bounty, a reward for

anyone on caught eating her children or trying to distribute literature about...

Oh, man.

I've been eating so many rats, even when I'm not hungry.

Really?

You fool!

Yeah, I got to stop eating rats.

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