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Thousands of years ago, a puddle of slime had a bad dream, and from that slime crawled human beings,

and from that bad dream grew the curse of sentience that has plagued humankind since that first

slimy birthday.

Now, in the distant cosmos, the ballad of humanity's folly plays out, a race of beings obsessed

with their own destruction, and with making movies about the future, bad movies about a stupid

future, ballads and tales and fables and prophecies in the year

1999

Oh

Hello

Hello, hello, yes

I think the

machines working again, Tom

Did we connect our doodads

to the electrodes to the electrodes, to the science, uh,

electricity machine?

Yeah.

It's been a while because it, it, you know, uh, it broke when we were fighting those giant

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