199: Wanking Off a Big Mario Ghost House Space Dick

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2016

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

It is one whole episode before a one with lots of zeroes in, so hoik up your britches and wade on in to taste the tang, captain. This episode of the Regular Features podcast has Steve talking about space, and Log talking about what if what you would do if given the choice to wank off a lovely big penis or don't. God bless you.

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0:00.0	We should do what's one that goes?
0:03.2	It's ski Sunday.
0:04.0	Bam, pa, ba, ba, ba, ba'da, ba da, ba da, da, da, da, da, braga, regga, regga, regga.
0:10.0	Oh my God.
0:11.0	Legga, regga, regga, regga. Baby out
0:25.6	I'll take this,
0:27.1	I've got it by the head
0:28.4	and I'm going to yank it
0:29.5	and here we go.
0:30.2	It's episode 199
0:31.4	of the regular features podcast.
0:33.3	Poor on mellow, hello.
0:35.2	It's time for the new episode.
0:38.2	Who wants to cut the embolken cord of the podcast, baby?
0:41.6	Spank it until it screams, not through its first breath, through just pain.
0:45.9	Don't spank a baby.
0:47.3	That's mother John Blythe.
0:50.0	I am Dr. Steve Hogerty, who's this midwife creeping up on us.
0:55.0	Daddy Scrabbles in disguise.
0:58.0	Daddy Scrabbles.
0:59.0	The midwife was the dad all along.
1:02.0	They wonder this whole process has been slightly more complicated and fraught than it needed to be.
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