Are we just meat puppets being walked about by skeletons? Why is soap so slippery?

All of these questions you can find the answer to on this Animal Life!

Welcome everyone to this paranormal life! The comedy paranormal podcast where every week

myself and this guy Kit Greer investigate a brand new paranormal case and come to a conclusion

within the hour as to whether or not it is truly paranormal. As you can tell today, I am

just exploding with paranormal rage! How are you doing, Kit? Are you feeling this?

This energy in the studio today? I don't know about exploding a paranormal rage, but I'm

excited. You know? That's along similar lines. I'm sure you're angry about something

to do with the paranormal. I'm angry that the case that I have for us today hasn't been

talked about more. I'm fired up! Wow, so this is never before featured on the cast's

kind of investigation. Never, we've never seen the likes of a case like this. This case

goes, this is, this case is the equivalent to one of those rides at theme parks that

goes zero to a hundred miles per hour in like point of a second. Is that a ride at a theme

park? Yeah, it's a ride. It sounds like you've got in a guy's car. The guy's really fast

car. Yeah, this story that we have today is one that I've thought about doing for a long

time. I'll be honest with you. But it's a difficult one. It's a difficult one because usually

on this podcast there's a structure to our paranormal stories. We have, oh, an object

was seen in the sky. There was a glint of an aliens head seen around a corner. This

story blows all that out of the water. You need to buckle up, hold on, because it's

going to be a bumpy ride. Holy shit. This is a ghost train at a theme park, but the ghosts

aren't animatronics and they're not tethered to machines. They'll come out and they'll

slap you around a bit. Take your wallet, shank you with a pair of car keys. Ladies and

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