199: The Knickerbocker Hotel(PA)
Hillbilly Horror Stories Paranormal Podcast
Jerry Paulley
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2020
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is part of the POP-Belly Network. Please visit podbelly.com to see a complete listing of all the battle other shows. |
| 0:30.0 | Hey everybody, this is Zach Slesher from the Trash Blood War cast. If you're looking for a hilarious and very unique podcast about horror movies then this is the show for you. |
| 0:59.0 | Each week one of my oldest and best friends, BJ Presley joins me to talk about and review a horror movie. We touch on the paranormal and on each episode we perform our very own script for a horror movie sequel, mashup or spin-off that has never been made called Trash Blood's Original Sequels. |
| 1:15.0 | We have such scripts as The Exorcism of Robocop, a story about Robocop's husband hiring an exorcist to get the demon out of Robocop. Robocop sits up quickly and aims his mouth to father wishbone to projectile vomit but only throws up a brown substance on his own chin and says... |
| 1:35.0 | That was scumbag! Your mother sucks! Wait, I already said that you eat shit and you smell like Jesus Christ, asshole! |
| 1:47.0 | National Lamp is Pultured Guys 4. Caroline has all grown up and has turned into a drunk hillbilly and she needs to get rid of ghosts. |
| 1:56.0 | She watched to the guest bathroom and opens the door. There's toothbrushes, soap, towels and a turd floating around. Holy moly! Fuck my dick! There really is ghosts! |
| 2:07.0 | I told you, my baby's son, that's also a boy. That floating turd used to be a funnel cake but now it's your mom's shit. Funny how stuff works. |
| 2:18.0 | American Wherewolf on Tinder. A Mountain Dew obsessed douchebag wherewolf that uses Tinder to try to get laid. |
| 2:26.0 | He stands up and grabs a 12 pack of Mountain Dew and takes a bite and swallows the whole case and says it as asshole Wherewolf voice. |
| 2:34.0 | I LOVE DOING THE DO! |
| 2:37.0 | Listen to trash blood work as gone. Spotify, SoundCloud, Apple Podcasts and most podcast platforms. |
| 2:48.0 | Hey guys, welcome to episode 199 of Hillbilly Horror Stories, I'm Jerry. |
| 2:54.0 | And I'm Tracy. |
| 2:56.0 | What do you laugh at? |
| 2:57.0 | I cannot tell. |
| 3:00.0 | Anyways, we just want to wish all the mothers out there in the US. Happy Mother's Day. |
| 3:07.0 | Yeah, Happy Mother's Day, everybody. |
| 3:10.0 | And even if they're not in the US, we're giving you this one. Happy Mother's Day. |
| 3:15.0 | Happy Mother's Day. Happy Day Mother's Day, y'all. |
| 3:18.0 | Right. Tracy? What? |
| 3:21.0 | I love you. I love you, honey. Thank you for my wonderful gifts today, by the way. |
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