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🗓️ 6 January 2015
⏱️ 145 minutes
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Robert Kelly invited me down to the Riotcast studio to act as my producer for a podcast about our amazing experience eating at Noma. Noma was named the best restaurant in the world by Restaurant Magazine 3 of the last 4 years. Chef Rene Redzepi has created an amazing culinary experience in Copenhagen, Denmark. And Robert and I were there for the Copenhagen Comedy Festival in September and I got on the wait list for Noma. And wouldn't you know it, our name got called. So here's two comedians talking about our 2 1/2 hour lunch at Noma. David Taylor joins me for the intro from the apartment I'm staying in in LA until April.
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0:00.0 | It's amazing. Yeah, it's the best restaurant in the fucking world. Yeah |
0:04.7 | By people who go to the best restaurant |
0:07.8 | Not by me and you who go to fucking Ben's pizza more often than not. Yeah, okay, right the mother fuckers who eat at the best |
0:16.0 | Restaurants in the world. I don't even walk the extra |
0:19.9 | 80 seconds ago to Joe's for a better slice way better. Yeah, but you'd like that's Ben's is right here. Yeah right here |
0:25.6 | Let's go but grandma slice it Ben's is amazing |
0:29.2 | Show me a better slice of pizza than a fresh grandma's life |
0:55.6 | Oh |
1:17.3 | Think it's where around let's look at this place. I'm here with David Taylor |
1:21.0 | Hello everybody welcome to our is your very skeptic tank |
1:23.4 | Are you just gonna be one of your 30 minute introductions the drags on and on and the people just fast forward through it |
1:28.2 | Could be or could go the other way |
1:30.6 | This one could go but I have a bunch of stuff to talk about so maybe I view your introductions as a de facto |
1:36.0 | Test for THC in the bloodstream. No, sometimes they're good. I get what you're saying but sometimes they're good |
1:40.7 | Okay, sometimes they're good because I have a friend from home. I've read to them sometimes too |
1:45.0 | My friend from home very specifically said he stopped listening to your podcast because the intros were too long |
1:49.7 | I said fast forward |
1:51.7 | He could now but could promise to people like the interest is too long like the interest of content also |
1:55.8 | Yes, but apparently I like that big doom and redo them listen to what they're saying to you |
1:59.6 | They're saying we don't like that content. No, I have no idea what that is what is this? |
2:03.8 | New tone is a company that makes speakers. I know that because we had them in my house growing up |
2:08.5 | So this is probably it then must be but then why is oh that's pull on means turn it on and music |
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