Thank you, thank you, settlement and bond coming.

Hey guys, brand new podcast. I am on a cruise. So hopefully this got off in time. My wife

is in charge of, you can hear my dad laughing. What are you laughing at? What do you laugh

at? He's picking apart this cruise I'm going on. I'm going on with my buddy, my

Calta Calhead and my dad is not a fan of Carnival Cruises. No one is. He says, why how

bad is it? It's a hundred bucks a day. All you can eat in a room.

It's a hundred bucks a day, that's it. All you can eat in a...

A thousand bucks a day.

Bugs down, sure.

Oh fuck. So I'm taking up on the cruise right now. Oh my God. And so my wife's posting this.

I don't know. At tourdates. Go to burperburper.com. I'm really bad at fucking. He's still laughing

in the back of your ear.

Calendar. No, why the fuck? Sorry. You know my tourdates. I wonder if I should just steal this

from previous podcast. I'm filled up with healing on October 6th through eighth. Comics Comedy

Club in Mohican Sun. The next week got them the week after that. I'm in Mermaids and

Fayetteville, Arkansas on the 28th of the month. November 3rd, my birthday.

At the date and 20 bone, bone, bone. I'm important you guys to have a surprise for party

for me. And then Baltimore the week after that. Tampa, Maurities. By the way, thank

everyone who came out to the Tampa. Call it sick to work show. Another sold out show.

I am so happy about that tour. It is so fun. I do not remember the end of the show.

So it was it was a great fucking time. All right. Oh, real quick. Do you ever feel that

you're having a hard time choosing between price and quality to get an amazing affordable

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