Welcome back to the basement yard. How's everyone doing? How you doing? You gave me the shitty microphone today, didn't you?

No, no, no, it's the same one. It's the same one. You got it. You got it.

Squirted it. Squirted. Screw it. You missed squirt on it. No, don't squirt on it. Yeah, I don't know what that means. Sorry.

Anyway, today I went to BJ's for the first time in a very long time.

BJ's like the store. I was with the same PJ's playhouse. What's PJ's playhouse? No, it's nothing. It's BJ's warehouse, but I

Yeah, PJ's playhouse like P. W's playhouse. Okay. You've ever P. W's playhouse. I mean, no, I didn't ever got it's P. W. Hermann.

Didn't he get busted for like jerking off like a theater? Yeah, yeah. It was an adult movie theater though, right? Yeah.

Why would you have an adult movie theater if you can't jerk off in it? Well, you

You can, but it's still legal

Like people go there to like bus people like cops like go on stings and like bus like public jackers

Oh, I thought you meant like

Like bust make a bust you know, no, no, they're doing enough of that in there. Yeah, there's probably a whole bunch of busting Boston cream imagine you had the

Imagine you had to clean that up like that was your job. Yeah, like if you want to be one thing in a real movie theater

Somebody's job

If you want to be one thing in a regular movie theater to clean up like popcorn and like soda, but like

Think about how sticky a regular movie theater florist think about how hard it is to even clean that up

Yeah, one of those things you wipe away and it's still there you like I don't think there's anything more disrespected than a movie theater floor

The movie theater floor is a is a trash bin

Yeah, it's kind of like a garbage can it's like a hotel. Yeah, it's a garbage can it's disgusting

Yeah, cuz you kind of just like leave shit everywhere. I've never finished any food that I've like ordered

Ordered weird ordered

No, no, you said it better that time. Okay, you said like ordered

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