#199: Bowling For Flamingos

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

My Dearest Listener,

Today's episode has been lonely without you. I dreamt last night of a man who was eternally 40 years old! He fired me from my job after I was being weird on a ski lift. Anywho, if you remember, call the plumber and send me more of those CAKE parody songs!

Love,

Your Fancy Ant

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	It's your head economies.
0:37.6	Dearest Gloria I write you from the front of the wall I miss your tendon
0:42.8	Our touch in your kisses. I miss our late night chat until we fall asleep by
0:47.0	The fireplace.
0:49.0	Someday soon I will meet you again I'm be running up the front path all the
0:53.2	Way to the dol stop and I'll grab you in my arms carry you inside and make
0:56.6	and make love to you all night long.
0:58.7	I can't wait to reunite to you.
1:01.1	Scratch that out, can't re-nate to.
1:03.1	Scratch that out, can't wait to reunite with you.
1:05.6	Oh, all these gunshots are really shaking my nose.
1:08.7	I'll be home safe soon.
1:10.1	Love you, Charles.
1:12.9	My dearest Charles.
1:16.5	Hey, your letter was a real mess.
1:21.5	A lot of scratch is out, tears stained, blood stained, food stained.
1:28.5	I think I smelled some sauce.
1:31.1	Things are the same here, just dreaming of you coming back and lightly touching me by the fire.
1:37.1	But bored here, there's 12 children and I'm not teaching any of them to read.
1:42.5	I love you very much.
1:44.4	Your dearest Gloria.
	...

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