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I'm Alice and I'm Brett.

And this is the prosecutor's legal briefs.

I'm your host, Alice, and I'm joined as always by my fourth amended best co-host, Brett.

Ooh.

That seems like a knock. I know you're trying to tie this the Fourth Amendment, but... No, it is a knock. You're your three best. Well, I do have four... I mean, the Third Amendment never gets any love. The Third Amendment never gets any love. You're my fourth best co-host. You, to be fair, you're also my first best co-host, but number two and three.

It's pretty bad when you're, I'm your only co-host. You are my only co-host. But you are the first and the fourth. It's really nice when I record episodes where there's no banter. People give me no one-star reviews about banter, but they then give a lot of one-star reviews about me being a woman.

So there's that.

Has that happened on American Justice and City Confidential a lot? All the time. No banter, because there is no banter, but they'll be like, the original host is a man. That's true. End of one-star review. I mean, things used to do. I'm like, your one-star review is I am not a man.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, your one-star review is I am not a man. Yeah, well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear that. You do a great job, though. You're so nice. You don't listen. No, this is Alice's way of pointing out, once again, that she has two podcasts that she does without me. So it's actually, it's actually really lonely to do it without you. It's like the loneliest thing ever because I just talk to myself.

So it's not fun.

We're not going to do any more of those.

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