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visit pleasure podcasts.com. Greetings and welcome back to the horny house I podcast. It's Jordan. If I died and

someone stumbled across my notes app.

I feel like it would be more horrifying than the pictures.

By far, I think the pictures we would know.

I mean, it's just a bunch of fucking screenshots of stuff I'll never ever ever ever

look at again pictures of my family pictures of myself videos saved memes and reels and nudes. I feel like that's pretty standard.

Nothing wild about that

would be so telling.

if I could just take a look say at your screenshots

I'll tell you everything about you in three minutes.

Also, there definitely is a spectrum for nudes, right?

There are some girls, you know, that take a pick, you know know their bra and their panties and look real really hot really

sexy and that's you know they're average like that's the ush, if they're sending a sexy pick.

And there are some girls that are bending over backwards, spreading their cheeks,

and crossing their eyes, and that's their average

nudity pick to each their own and both are beautiful.

Now I will say the ladies that are really just not holding back whatsoever.

They're like filming a round-up back hands spring, split onto the dildo and sending it. I worry about the cloud. Did

anyone see that terrible movie? I mean I'm already fucked like I'm not saying

I'm above this by any means. I don't know how to do a round up by Can Spring or the

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