#198 - Smalltalk Tony, Clueless Kluivert and Definition Dread

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2022

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Another week, another text topic that captures the hearts of a nation. Elis and John seem to have an instinctive knowledge on what the listeners of 5 Live want to get off their chests, and this week they were inundated with stories of famous people doing normal things. Who would have thought that celebrities take part in activities such as buying rotisserie chickens, perusing the sandwich aisles of supermarkets and spending money on arcade machines?! Plus, John has a bit of a stinker in Ask John, Elis gives up on a Made Up Game before it’s even started, and Producer Dave gets sacked: AGAIN.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:04.6	Hello everyone, welcome to the podcast of The L.S. James and John Robbins Show.
0:09.6	High spirits in the studio this morning, excited about doing the show, exciting about providing content.
0:17.9	John, you've got your head in your hands.
0:19.4	It's exciting.
0:20.4	Excited about broadening the digital landscape.
0:22.8	Yeah.
0:23.6	I think is what I would say.
0:24.6	Which has been your ambition since before you were born.
0:27.0	Since before anything was ever digitized.
0:29.2	I'd often dreamed of a digital landscape, but my young mind could quite make sense of the visions.
0:35.3	Why do you want it a digital womb, didn't you?
0:37.3	I just wanted to do so I'm really hungry when you were born.
0:39.0	You said cheers, man.
0:40.3	Yes, it's cheers.
0:41.2	And I've loved it to have been digital in there.
0:43.7	But you've got a classic old analog womb.
0:48.0	Thank you for your emails.
0:49.6	This is from Claire.
0:52.0	She says, dear, I listen, John, your discussion about where the best place to keep your spare car keys
0:55.7	reminded me of something will probably negatively impact John's blood pressure.
0:59.1	Which I really don't need right now.
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