198: Lice Lice Baby
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2022
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Dustin and Mel are back in the Frontseat with their itchiest episode yet as they discuss passport renewal mishaps, lice treatments, and an 80's themed spin class with incredible production value.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody welcome to make me come back there. We are a funny |
| 0:07.1 | podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian |
| 0:10.2 | the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in our state of the art |
| 0:15.5 | recording studio slash the corner of our bedroom is my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson |
| 0:19.9 | hey there who's in between sips of a homemade, well it's not homemade, it's the container of Starbucks |
| 0:27.0 | cold brew from the grocery store, the little oat milk and a little cinnamon because she's treating herself. You know what Justin? Yeah. I put a splash of honey in there. Oh my gosh. wow. Yeah. |
| 0:43.0 | Who do you think you are? |
| 0:44.0 | I'm not sure. |
| 0:45.0 | Why do you think you deserve such entitled riches? |
| 0:48.0 | And this, I'm starting to see where our kids get their entitled brightness from. |
| 0:56.4 | It's right there, this woman right here. |
| 0:58.2 | Well, anyways, you know what, Melissa, |
| 1:00.9 | this is what Taylor and I call a biscuit. |
| 1:04.0 | Sometimes in life you just need to give yourself a biscuit. |
| 1:06.4 | And that's a little treat, just a little something. |
| 1:09.0 | That little swirl of honey. |
| 1:10.8 | Just a little something to get through the burden that is existence at times. |
| 1:16.0 | Not always, but sometimes. And on the road for me and |
| 1:23.3 | Taylor that's a biscuit. |
| 1:21.7 | How long do you need me to stretch while you figure out how to set your |
| 1:24.5 | microphone here? It keeps going down. |
| 1:26.7 | I don't know why. |
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