198 - Egyptian Gods

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

True Crime, Society & Culture, Religion, Conspiracies, History, Biographies, Education, Adult Humor, Comedy, Dark Humor, Conspiracy, Cults

4.7 • 21.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2020

⏱️ 142 minutes

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An exploration of ancient Egypt's strange and ever-evolving gods and monsters.

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0:00.0	The gods of ancient Egypt, who were early Egyptian people worshipping? What a huge Patreon
0:06.0	spaces are chosen topic were diving in today together, meat sacks. Taking a tour of ancient Egypt's
0:11.2	spirituality to learn about gods like Osiris, God of the Dead, of the resurrection into an eternal
0:17.3	life in the judge of the deceased, Ra, God of the Sun, order, kings in the sky, Horus, God of
0:23.8	the Pharaohs, the protector of the rulers of Egypt. The Egyptians believed that the Pharaoh was the
0:29.5	living Horus, actually, also looking into the gods, Newt, Scouts, O'clondike, Hwongibongi,
0:35.8	Pudi, and Handy Randy. Okay, that first one is real, not sure about the rest. There are more gods
0:41.2	in the Egyptian pantheon than there are pages in most other ancient religions, holy books. There
0:46.7	are between 1500 and 2000 individual gods. Holy holiness! The Egyptians built some of the most
0:53.2	impressive structures that have ever existed, including what was at one time the tallest building
0:57.6	on earth, the pyramid of Giza, the great pyramid of Giza, as part of their worship of these ancient
1:03.2	gods. We won't even come close to talking about all the gods today, but we will break down who
1:07.7	the most popular gods were, and we'll dig into some of the more obscure and super weird ones,
1:12.6	and there are some super weird ones. Get ready to meet a strange and terrifying, bloodthirsty
1:18.0	baboon. We'll also dig into an ancient story or two that lets us take a peek into ancient
1:22.9	Egyptians' lives. And of course, there will be even more to this episode. Excited to explore the
1:28.7	enigmatic empire that spanned almost 30 centuries and learn about the gods that unified its various
1:34.8	eras on another strange and theistic edition of Time Suck.
1:55.1	Happy Monday, Time Suckers! I'm Dan Cummins, the Suck Master,
1:58.4	Saspirella Whisper, the Cypher of Nimrod, Guy about to rock a sweet mustache for the summer,
2:04.6	and you are listening to Time Suck. Hail Nimrod, Hail Lucifino, Protectus Bojangles, and Sue this
2:10.1	triple M. Which one of those Time Suck Gods has been worshipped by the ancient Egyptians?
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