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Hello and welcome to another episode of Affirmative Murder, the Equal Opportunity True Crime

Comedy Podcast. I'm Alvin Williams. Join us always by my partner in true crime,

France, El Evans. Oh, yeah, it's right. I mean, Mr. Postman, yeah, man, I'm a male,

man, can't you tell me going post doing what up, Fran? Yes, it's total, I don't know how

to say it in Spanish. I thought I was going to say, how are you doing? I don't, I don't

remember how to say that in Spanish. Come on, stars. Yeah, come on, stars. It's kind of,

that's kind of elementary. Yeah, we'll see. I was about to dig in a bag of totals,

totals, totals be in. I like some shit. I just heard on a George Lopez show or something

or that anyway. How you doing? I'm doing well. How about yourself, man? Good, man. I've

been, I want to jump out of the gate and address this right off the bat. I am fine. I was

not mauled or attacked by lions or tigers or bears or anything like this. People have

figured out that I'm not a professional tracer by trade. They do feed it out, maybe

like a couple of years ago, man. Well, okay, well, I didn't know that it was officially

there with people that like know what I do. You came in and said it. Did I? Yes. I don't

remember. Do you know how come in here? And I just talk, right? I don't even know most

of the time what I'm saying. A lot of the times. Apparently there was a story that came

out that said that there was lions escaped from a container at the port of Baltimore. And

I got messages and tags and everything on social media. I know a lot of people were joking,

but some of y'all there was no LOL or yeah, people are like, is this true? Tagging out. It's

in your article and shit. Yeah. Look, I was, is that legal? Oh, let's not get into that

about what is layman. I just know the work, man. I don't know what's going on in any of

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