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Ghostrunners

198 - Best Episode of the Year (so far)

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Brad defaces his own keyboard and it actually had nothing to do with the Chiefs going to the Super Bowl. Don't forget to tag us in your IG stories this week and #SlashTheSlash Get a personalized video from us on Cameo: https://v.cameo.com/e/fvERn6rrysb  Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu  Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, happy Monday, everybody out there. Rachel and I just last night got our engagement photos back.

0:05.1

Hello, which was fun. And I think they could find one of them on the website, right? Did you already put one of them up there's that life?

0:11.4

Yeah, slash interact. Yeah, we'll tell you more about that later. But another thing, it just brought back some memories of just like certain pictures or just how cold we were.

0:21.0

And one of the things that I forgot to talk about when we're actually taking the photos. So our photographer, when we're taking the engagement photos, she wants to make us laugh, you know,

0:29.8

and so she's like, Jake, now I want you to get real close to Rachel. I want you to whisper in her ear, your favorite vegetable. Real sexy.

0:41.9

I was just like, can I just, can I? No, no, no, it has to be that. Can I just make her laugh normally? I'm a comedian.

0:48.4

That's not your go-to every time she loves it. Like she loves the vegetable bit. Like she thinks it's a really good bit.

0:55.1

Sorry, honestly, she's tired of the vegetable thing. I do this a lot.

0:58.1

You know what? Yeah, I told her carrots in her ear this morning. And so can I do something else?

1:02.0

She's all laughed out. Can we go legume, maybe fruit?

1:06.0

You know, citrus, like, let's get a specific, you know, citrus fruit on it.

1:10.0

You know, the worst part is, is actually did say my favorite vegetable. And I was just like, okay.

1:17.2

So I whispered to Rachel, I said, garlic mashed potatoes.

1:20.6

It's not even a vegetable. Just starch.

1:29.5

Okay, now I want you to whisper your, yeah, least healthy vegetable.

1:36.4

Outback steak houses garlic and butter mashed potatoes.

1:42.0

So Rachel laughed. She definitely laughed. She's like, say real vegetable. No, say bell pepper next time.

1:50.6

Uh-oh, ooh, I think this type means that it's going down with some random thoughts on white meat too.

1:56.8

Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead.

2:01.6

Get on your feet because it's a ghost from the spot, yeah.

2:06.8

Everyone in the morning will be taking care of us from the spot, yeah.

2:14.0

Open your spot, dad.

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