On the Empire Podcast this week, we have the greatest haftrix since Peter Kraut scored

with his left foot, right foot and head against Arsenal. We're joined this week by Deadpool

himself, Ryan Rodney Reynolds, the stars of Soolander II, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller,

and Bav to host and walking in slightly pds. Stephen Frye, and if you've been keeping

score, you know that's actually four guests, making it to greatest halls since Louis Suarez

scored four against Norwich. All that and more on the podcast with the longest intro

ever so I'll stop right now. On the part I'm Chris Hude, welcome to the Empire Podcast

this week. I'm joined by two colleagues of such lethal cunning. No Emma or Helen this

week, so it's time for a big old sausage party. First up is our rage fueled junior online

writer John Jr. Nugent, whose career will he try to destroy this week with his bile and

effective? I'm unted to hooks. Who was it? Who was it J Nugent? Nobody. I don't want to

kill anyone's career. I feel like this podcast is like Kerbianthusiasm and I'm Larry

David, you know, just I try and go through life and just things go wrong for me somehow.

I don't know. Your hair is so much better than Larry David's. Oh thanks. Give it time.

Last but not least on the podcast is a new face and a new voice. We've had so much

new blood in the podcast recently that we are toying with rebranding. I was Friday the

13th part seven. It's a joke about some title that feel. Please welcome Empire's brand

new deputy editor Jonathan Pyle. Hello Chris. How are you Johnny? I'm very well. I'm

very well. Good, good, good. See you away. I introduced you with your proper name and

then it went immediately to the the shortened version in nickname because that's what

we'll be calling you over the end. Apog's over the. Johnny is what we're calling me.

I feel that's right. It's like a Zoolander to do that number two thing. It is written down

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