198 - At Least It's Christmas

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Comedy, Leisure, Stand-up

4.8 • 803 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Lewis is on the road and realized that now that the big election has ended the world just collectively decided it was Christmas time. For advertising opportunities email: rantcast@thesyn.com ___________________ TOUR DATES: http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets GET MERCH: http://www.lewisblack.com/collections ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? http://www.livelewis.com _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack https://www.twitter.com/thelewisblack https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:00.1	We're all going to celebrate Christmas now.
1:02.1	Go fuck yourselves.
1:05.6	This could all go horribly wrong at any minute.
1:10.7	Hello there, and welcome to the 198th edition of Lewis Black's rantcast entitled, At Leicest It's Christmas.
1:19.7	Huh?
1:20.8	Why all the frowny faces, huh?
1:23.6	The elves are back.
1:25.7	Santa's coming in.
1:36.3	All of my big movies, well, one, unaccompanied minors will be back, they'll be showing it on a loop. You can see that everywhere. I mean, that's, it's Christmas all over the, and, and, right after the election, seriously, within moments of them, you know, declaring the winner of the election is, boy, the place you wanted to be was Starbucks.
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