#198: A Very Jewish Christmas (@DanNaturman)

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🗓️ 22 December 2014

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Dan Naturman stopped by my apartment to talk about what Christmas is like as a Jew. It was a surprisingly upbeat and pro-Christmas talk from two people who would have been used as the star on a Christmas tree only 30 years ago. Is that a thing? Anyway, happy holidays, everyone.

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0:00.0	When I was like three or four, I figured, oh, Christmas for everybody.
0:02.8	Santa's coming and then eventually I found that I wasn't part of that gang,
0:08.0	but I still enjoyed the Christmas specials in the music and I still do.
0:12.1	I still love Christmas music a lot of it anyway.
0:15.0	And I like Christmas parties.
0:17.9	Just not roasting all that off the fire.
0:22.3	That cross-knipping as you're known.
0:29.3	You'll tide-carreels, being sung by a choir and folks.
0:38.3	Dressed up like a schemole.
0:42.3	Everybody knows that a turkey and some is a dog.
0:51.3	Well, Merry Christmas to me everybody.
0:55.3	How are you?
0:56.3	I love sports sometimes.
0:58.3	And today, the Dallas Cowboys have gone into the playoffs for the first time in years and years.
1:07.3	Feels great.
1:09.3	Feels amazing, you guys.
1:10.3	Thank you.
1:11.3	Thank you all for your support through the tough times.
1:14.3	Dominating the Indianapolis Colts.
1:16.3	They can't do it anymore.
1:17.3	They can't do their typical fucking meltdown.
1:22.3	Three in on December.
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