Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish A Weekly Podcast this week

coming to you from Up the Creek in Greenwich London!

My name is Dan Schreiber and I am sitting here with Anich Zenski, Andrew Hunter Murray and James

Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones for this time with our four favorite

Christmas facts because it's our Christmas special and we're uh yep like in

and in no particular order here we go starting with my facts my fact this week is that as well

as getting a visit from Santa Claus of Christmas Icelanders also get a visit from the spoon liquor

the the door snapper and the sausage swiper

yeah so these they do have Santa there but they also have and this is what Wikipedia says

they're called your lads like lads like sausage swiper and they the reason Wikipedia calls them

that is because that's what they are called yeah right okay okay cool yeah um I mean I know

you've fallen for fake Wikipedia facts a lot in the past but this is real I just thought that was

cool casualingo I was like yeah I'm cool with you wiki um so yeah they're called the your lads

and there's there's 13 of them in total spoon liquor is one he um licks bowls no he licks spoons

but there is a bowl liquor there is actually a bowl liquor yeah I misread my note there um

and then cover it up like it was a joke um there there's the sausage swiper who licks spoons and then

there so does the sausage swiper he swipes sausages does he yeah so he hides in the rafters of

your house and while he go and you know check for your spoon so it's someone's lick the spoons you

quickly you quickly head into the kitchen he lowers himself I think Tom Kruestyle from Mr.

Impossible gets your sausages and then gets pulled back up to the to the roof and then you come back

in and go oh the spoons now the sausages what's going on yeah we've had three what are the other

ten like um there's a guy who um he he harasses sheep no yeah they all have very like expressive

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