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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#197: I'm Anti You

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2017

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

1- Another shooting but we’re not anti-gun.
2- Thoughts and prayers for sale.
3- Hey, kids, go to CEO school.
4- Pence is Anti-NFL. NFL is Anti-Pence.
5- Mississippi is Anti-you.
6- Ok, maybe it is biblical but the bible wasn’t anti-everything.
7- They’re even Anti Anti-Nazi.
8- R.I.P., Ralphie.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 197 on my podcast. Who's Paying Attention? Wow,

0:22.9

coming up on 200, which I guess is pretty good. Anyway, I feel like a late night AM radio

0:30.4

talk host. Like it's midnight. I'm here by myself just talking to whoever is listening.

0:36.3

It's kind of a cool vibe.

0:38.0

I wish I had all cool shit to say, but, well, you can't say shit.

0:41.9

So I guess I'm not a late night radio host, AM radio.

0:45.6

Look, remember?

0:47.1

Eh, anyway.

0:49.0

So, another mass shooting.

0:52.4

I haven't been on since it happened. By now, we've all, we all know the details. We've been through it repeatedly. Stephen Paddock unloaded from a window in Mandalay Bay overlooking a country music festival, killed 58 people, wounded 489 people,

1:18.5

just absolutely horrible again. And we will do nothing, by the way. We as a society,

1:26.3

our Congress, laws, et cetera.

1:28.0

Nothing will be done.

1:29.9

Nothing will be changed.

1:30.8

He used a thing called a bumpstock, which I talked to a friend who's into guns.

1:36.7

And it sort of, basically uses the recoil of the gun to fire the trigger, to pull the trigger.

1:43.7

And it converts a semi-automatic where you have to pull the trigger to shoot, not quite to a fully automatic, but it sure increases the rate of fire. And this is what this guy used. I don't know, he had somewhat 10 or 20 guns in the hotel room with him. He, um, you know, he shot through the door to security guard.

2:03.0

He had cameras set up so he could see him coming.

2:05.5

He obviously planned this thing out.

2:07.8

Nobody knows yet what his motives were.

2:11.6

Uh, he was a lone wolf.

2:13.0

He was a lone wolf, which is code.

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