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The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Government, News, Politics

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: Congress takes on the tick-a-ma-tocks ... Noah makes Eli listen to astronomy words ... And we explore the burgeoning alt-right semen sector.

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Headline Sources:

TikTok CEO in the hot seat - 5 takeaways from his first appearance before Congress: https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/23/tech/tiktok-ceo-hearing/index.html

Florida principal resigns because students saw David’s sculpture penis: https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2023/03/24/florida-principal-michelangelo-david-parents/

Gettr is considering pivoting the business to an anti-vaxxer semen marketplace: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/covid-vaccines-infertility-antivax-gettr-social-media-1234697898/
https://www.pcmag.com/news/authorities-seize-27m-from-gettr-platform

Fantasy Author Brandon Sanderson Asks Fans To Calm Down After Getting Slammed: https://kotaku.com/brandon-sanderson-wired-wheel-of-time-mistborn-1850262249

Scientists may have solved the mystery of Oumuamua: https://www.npr.org/2023/03/22/1164814086/scientists-think-they-know-why-interstellar-object-oumuamua-moved-so-strangely

Russia recruits Steven Seagal to teach martial arts to its soldiers:
https://www.newsweek.com/steven-seagal-opens-center-teach-russian-military-recruits-martial-arts-1789837

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's Monday, and it's March 27th.

0:15.6

And the word of the day is Hupatuna Tudidas, which is a Finnish word that means the act

0:21.0

of falling onto the nearest couch with a contented sigh.

0:24.8

And the sentence, the literal translation of Hupatuna Tudidas, is Bouncy Cushion Satisfaction.

0:32.5

And that's why they're the happiest country.

0:35.5

So have also the Democratic Socialists.

0:37.3

Yeah, probably.

0:38.3

Yeah.

0:39.3

If you only have five minutes left on your 15 minute lunch hour, it's not nearly long enough

0:42.9

to sit down on a couch, you know what I'm saying?

0:45.0

Yeah.

0:46.0

Well, but to be fair, I feel like a country whose dominant means to orgasm has an unfair

0:49.5

head start in the happiness rankings.

0:51.3

Anyway.

0:52.3

That's fair.

0:53.3

They do.

0:54.3

I'm Eli Bosnick.

0:55.3

I'm Heathen Wright and Broadcasting Delayed from America's Far Center.

0:59.0

We are The Skeptocrats.

1:00.6

Oh, this week's episode, Congress takes on the Tickama Talks.

1:04.9

I make Eli listen to astronomy words.

1:07.8

And we explore the burgeoning alt-right semen sector.

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