#196: F The Woods Vol. 1: The Secret Orgies Of Big Cow and Bunny Man

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

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🗓️ 28 June 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

In 1986—in a psychedelic twist on “The Most Dangerous Game”—a New England couple entered the lush forests of Maine for a few fun-filled days of hiking and camping; never once imagining that their relaxing getaway would transform into a nightmarish, life or death ordeal filled with phantom figures, mutilated carcasses, colossal critters and an armed man clad in outlandishly floppy bunny ears who seemed hellbent on hunting—and perhaps even killing—the terrified twosome.

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0:30.0	Hello and welcome to the CryptoNot Podcast. I am Mark Stores and with me as always is.
0:41.6	Chris, Karnasally, and Rob Morphe. I try every time we do this for the last 190 something
0:49.3	episodes, we're almost an episode. Oh my god, we are too. That's fucking weird.
0:52.8	In my mind though, I think I'm gonna do a different intro every time and I'm just gonna
0:56.4	be like, hey, as it's going on, Mark here, CryptoNot Podcast with Rob and Chris and I never
1:00.4	do it and I don't think I'll ever do it. I'm trapped. Yeah, you just did it. You threatened
1:04.3	yourself in your mind. Yes, I do. And then you chicken out yourself to yourself.
1:08.8	I have a whole thing built in my head and then I get what's holding you back because I
1:12.0	think that would be fine. I don't know. It's pretty weird. I'm holding myself back.
1:15.5	You just want to do it? I'm holding myself back from myself. Dude, you can't be your own
1:19.2	beaver, damn. I had a poster that said that one. No, I was gonna say what? What'd it be
1:24.4	fucking awesome? What the fuck was on that poster? What picture is don't be your own beaver
1:29.8	damn and it's just like a beaver and he's just like doing that. It was just like a cobra.
1:34.1	He felt cobra. He was like, don't be your own beaver damn. You're like, why is this
1:39.2	exist? I love carnivorous. You got to end it. Black velvet painting. It's like, why is
1:45.2	this venomous cobra telling me not to be my own beaver damn? Why is he looking at
1:49.6	himself in a fucking motley crew mirror in a black velvet painting because it's the ultimate
1:53.7	carnable. Yes, sunglasses on. Sweet cobra sunglasses on. Tell me you're not to
1:59.3	damn yourself. I don't know about you guys. I don't listen to cobras. No? No. No. I don't.
2:05.4	There it is. I don't listen to them. That's your oil. That's your oil. That's your oil.
2:08.6	I don't mind. Oh, gave me some good luck. I'm nice.
2:12.4	Cobrom was showing. Cobrom was showing. If I go and do a cobra commander voice, I would,
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