196: Alien Intrusion: Unmasking a Deception

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2019

⏱️ 125 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week, guest masochists Thomas and Aaron from the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about alien abduction, and whether or not that thing the aliens keep sticking in people's butts might be a demon penis.

Check out Philosophers in Space here: https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/

If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful

Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Is your bank at home in three markets or 53?
0:05.0	With on-the-ground specialists in over 50 markets,
0:08.0	HSBC UK has been voted the leading bank for trade for the last seven years so let us help you
0:14.4	navigate international business like a local search H.S.B.C. International
0:19.1	Bank to find out more. H.S.B.C. UK, opening up a world of opportunity.
0:24.2	Voted the UK's Best Trade Finance Bank for seven consecutive years by Euromoney UK Trade Finance
0:28.8	Survey 2023. If you hit a raisin on your way through
0:35.0	international channels,
0:38.0	What the fuck would there be a raisin?
0:40.0	Why is there a space raisin in this example?
0:43.2	There are so many things that actually would exist in space.
0:46.7	Rations are not one of them.
0:49.0	And this is where I have the note like, I get it, there's no aliens you had me 45 minutes ago why
0:56.1	do we stop and furthermore there wouldn't be any place to go to the bathroom on
1:00.8	the spaceship. Like what? Yeah, I know.
1:04.0	I'm already with you.
1:06.0	God awful movie.
1:10.0	Movie. movie. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
1:24.0	cinema because it's the only job you can get when your resume says fuck as many times
1:27.5	it's mine. I'm your host no illusions Heath will be unable to join us this week
1:31.4	has nothing to do with his eyebrows don't ask
1:33.4	him about them but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.