#195 - Tom Cruise vs. Justin Bieber
The Basement Yard
Santagato Studios
4.9 • 14.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2019
⏱️ 82 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the basement yard. My name is Joe Santa God. I'm sitting here joined by my code host |
| 0:05.8 | You know, I'm as the did I say coat host? Yeah, yeah, he hosts all my coats hold his coats daddy |
| 0:12.0 | Diabetic Dan diabetic daddy the people's champ |
| 0:18.7 | Well, I got a little put your pants a little you say a little kid to have that |
| 0:25.4 | Oh, I have a little thing in my pants. No |
| 0:30.0 | Here Ariana Grande talks like that as an adult. No way. Yeah, she baby talks. Yeah, yeah, that's disgusting |
| 0:35.8 | I like do like why do kids talk like that because they're fucking stupid |
| 0:41.5 | Kids are fucking idiots. Yeah, I don't understand. It was a matter with with with everything |
| 0:47.9 | So like if you can speak say the word yeah, I shouldn't be saying this. This is just gonna kill me |
| 0:53.5 | She's a speech pathologist |
| 0:55.5 | Mythologist |
| 0:56.8 | Oh, I thought you said she's a speech mythologist. Yeah, she's a man |
| 1:03.4 | She speaks methodical languages, you know what I mean? No, I'm just joking, but it's like the language of Zeus |
| 1:08.9 | Yeah, I did hear that Ariana Grande does that |
| 1:14.2 | Oh, I'm me me she beat yeah |
| 1:20.0 | Me and Danny went to breakfast me and Danny went to breakfast this morning |
| 1:24.6 | He had a Greek salad what so bad about that that is a lot of breakfast. Well, I'm sorry |
| 1:31.4 | Not all of us can enjoy the finer things in life like you skinny boy Mc Johnson |
| 1:36.7 | Excuse me. Yeah, skinny boy Mc Johnson. Yes, that's what you came up with. Yes, skinny boy |
| 1:42.2 | You're gonna go with that or you want to like call a phone a friend or something. I can say whatever I want fine thin boy |
| 1:48.1 | thin boy |
| 1:50.5 | Had some French toast pretty good pretty good the thin man |
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