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🗓️ 3 August 2020
⏱️ 103 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, we're waiting for Alex Engelberg. Hey, we're waiting for Alex Engelberg, Humperding. |
0:26.6 | And, um, so yeah. |
0:30.2 | You want to hear my Brian Callan story? |
0:32.7 | Yeah. |
0:33.7 | It was like 2007, somewhere around there. |
0:37.3 | I was at the Hollywood Improv, and I was just hanging out at a table. |
0:41.8 | And Callan came in with this pretty girl, and they sat down next to me, and he just got up and started, like, talking to everybody. |
0:47.8 | So I was sitting with this girl for probably close to 30 minutes, just bullshitting. |
0:52.3 | And I go, I go, what's your name? |
0:54.3 | She goes, Fiona. I go, holy shit, it's Fiona Apple. He used to date her. So I, like, talked to her for 30 minutes, and he had no idea who it was. Hmm. He dated Fiona Apple. Really? Yeah. It was his girlfriend. I, like, Googled it. And I was sure enough, they were boyfriend and girlfriend and I met her. |
0:53.8 | Huh. Wow. I didn't even know who really yeah it was his girlfriend six i like googled it and i was sure enough |
1:10.9 | they were boyfriend and girlfriend i met her |
1:12.8 | huh wow i didn't even know who she was at the time |
1:16.0 | she was so unassuming |
1:17.3 | was she big i mean was she big |
1:19.9 | she was huge |
1:21.8 | and you didn't know who she was |
1:24.1 | well i'm not a fiona apple fan so i don't really follow her closely |
1:27.3 | i'm not a j Apple fan, so I don't really follow her closely. I'm not a J-Lo fan, but if I was talking to, I'd be like, oh, you're J-Lo. Fiona Apple's one of those people, though. I could see not being able to place right away. I mean, the last time she put out, she put out a big album wait so what year was this chad you said |
1:45.3 | about 2007 yeah that was not in her prime so didn't Fiona apple have didn't she get raped or |
1:54.6 | somebody by uh by and kale raped her no not Brian didn't she get raped by by like some guy she dated or was that somebody else? |
2:04.3 | Everyone's getting raped now. |
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