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and discord server, where we hang out and chat daily. Okay. I had a dream. Was it last night

or the night before? Why are you asking us? Because I messaged you guys first thing because I was

excited about it. Oh, yeah, we were co directing a Christmas movie. I can't imagine anything that

would go more badly. We were directing a Hallmark movie to try to make it as Hallmark movie as

possible. And then we would be like, you know what'd be funny is that there's a Christmas cookie

contest. And then we would laugh, but then it would be like a super serious Christmas movie contest.

Like we were seriously, we were like, we were serious about making like a, like a really lame-ass

awesome Christmas movie. I mean, I feel like we could do it. I think between pages writing

my director photography abilities and you're just really bad dad jokes. We can make a pretty

solid Hallmark level movie. You know, Mike has to start on it so we can fall in love with his

co-star. That could be the movie. We need a metal Hallmark movie. Think about it. There's

fake snow. And then when I finally kiss her, there's real, real snow. Oh my god. In the middle of July,

it's global warming. Um, no, Mikey was on a teen show in the 90s and he's run out of acting

roles now. All he gets to do is Hallmark movies and he fucking hates it. So he's like full-on jaded

and then his co-star is like brand new. She's like, this is my first movie and she gets him to love

acting again through a Hallmark movie, but also you're going to have to hip-hop dance in the

middle of a cast. I do want to see Mikey put down the uncrustable at hip-hop dance. Put down

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