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and get your first month free. Welcome back, Dylan. Thanks for having me back back so right after we recorded our last episode you

texted me with some updates so I feel like we should talk about it yes it was literally the

day after I believe yeah it was the day after I. And I feel like this is very big topic for

people. We get a lot of questions about this. So tell us what happened. So I had gotten a message from

him basically, the person I was dating. Let me go backwards. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That you spent like

the whole previous episode being like, oh, it's so great. I know. I was very, I was dating. Let me go backwards. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That you spent like the whole previous episode

being like, oh, it's so great. I know. I was, I was very in love. And it's, um, I am a person that has

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