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Hello Dysfunction

194: Who’s Knocking?

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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We’re back after a week of chaos!
Please provide others with the type of service you’d like to receive. Pata Fria finally got her tree up. Vaginal issues feel like bad karma and cartel videos are great.
Crystal had a visitor, Peez is cussing, grave robbing isn’t always bad and don’t accept bad treatment from anyone, not even family.

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0:00.0

Hi, kids. Welcome to Hello to Sfunction. We're back episode 194, 195. Well, 194 isn't us though. Oh, you're right. Why does it have that number?

0:30.0

Oh, can special has been uploaded it episode 194. Your dysfunction is back. Did you miss it? Here we are. I didn't miss me.

0:45.1

I have so much to talk about. That's the only reason I really missed it.

0:48.8

I don't talk to anyone about it. Like I share a lot online, but there's so much I don't share that I saved specifically for this. I've literally just lived in a bubble. Yeah, the past what we can have to a dark bubble. And it's felt really great. I was saying on live last night. It's just felt really good to. Oh, you finally went on live again. I did. And then I got booted off after an hour. I hate how they do that. Like that. Um,

1:18.8

but I was just saying, you know, we've dealt with a lot of bullshit. Yeah, the past, you know, we could do. Yeah, like overstepping a boundaries and like I have that in my notes. We'll address that. Yeah. And so it just took a mental toll. So it felt really good to just plus your dad plus sick. Yeah, we've had a lot going on. A lot of peace. Damn, you're ended up in the fucking hospital again. Yeah, that poor fucking tiny angel.

1:47.8

Group is a is a bitch. Group is a dirty barking group. It's bad. Um, it's scary. And all my kids have experienced it. So luckily, I don't panic, but I get in a very stressed out cranky mood. When I'm scared for them. Yeah, for the kids, you know, because like it is very serious. And you could be hospitalized. You could die from it. Like, you know, it's, it's respiratory. It's breathing. It's bad. I remember having a group as a kid. And I just, you know, it's, it's respiratory. It's breathing. It's bad. I remember having a group as a kid. And I just,

2:17.8

I was telling you yesterday, I remember how like that sharp, tight feeling felt. And then when, you know, I was saying, when Stevie was 11 months old, she had got group. And I had to call the ambulance three times a week. And I have to watch their chest to see, like, to make sure they're retracting. And like, yeah, it's, it's scary. It's a scary thing. The hospital is going to think I have a bunch of them by proxy as much as I'm calling fucking the ambulance. Hey, guys, it's me. But so what? I'd rather

2:47.8

you be, you know, really familiar with staff than dead kids, like, it's fucking.

2:53.5

Group is fucking scary. It is. Maybe has it.

2:56.6

Peace had to finally, because like, she had it. It was like the week before Halloween or something. And then she was okay for a week.

3:05.4

And then like, it came back. And when it came back, it was so bad. Like, she had to finally go and start getting doses of steroid to, which

3:15.3

luckily helped it so much. But nothing else was like helping it. And it would only happen at night. And yeah, yeah.

3:23.4

We were up all fucking night up. You know, I would just stay awake so I could watch her and listen to her breathing.

3:29.8

So I was a real joy to be around the next day. And yeah, it was just super stressful time. It's like crazy flu season out here

3:39.3

right now. RSV is really fucking bad. Yeah, really bad. At one point, we thought she might have had that.

3:45.0

Because they kept telling me like, the hospitals are full of babies with that right now. My mom said the same thing.

3:50.8

That floor is full. It's it's scary times for first sickness and stuff. And just with little kids, especially that can't tell you,

3:58.9

you know, like what's going on? Right. It's the worst. But we're back. And she's feeling better. And she's wearing boots with the

4:08.6

shirt. She's wearing little cowgirl boots. So cute. Yeah, so hopefully, you know, things will continue to improve.

4:18.2

Look, you know, the other day, Mark, and I went to brunch. This is Sunday. And you know, we've talked about the dead fish before, right?

4:26.4

And how there's like some iffy stuff there as far as the photos on the. Oh, yeah, yeah, possible rings.

4:34.2

Yeah, you know, it's just weird. So we were in the bar area and I was intentionally looking at all the photos in there. And Diana Ross was in one.

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