Hey guys, welcome to my podcast. Congratulations.

Dude, it's awesome man. You know something. I've got a fucking can't stand. Wait, hold on. Before we even start.

You guys, we appreciate the love on Patreon. You guys the numbers are growing. It's a swell of support. We love it. We also love it.

Now if I was a jackass, I would be like you guys, smash that like button and smash that subscribe button and smash that bell notification button. I am not a fucking jackass.

I'm a real human being. I'm a father and I'm a business man. Huh. Huh. What wait, where is it? We got it on the soundboard dude. The JZ insecure laugh.

So what I want you to do, if you don't mind, just gently brush up against that subscribe button. Knock a little bit into, you know, like you're at a party and you go to, and you, and you knock into something.

And it breaks a little bit and you go to fix it and you can't actually fix it. So you just kind of like, leave it a little bit broken, but you leave the room before it breaks again.

Do that to the fucking like button. Just kind of like, oh, I can't, oh, I can't, oh, there it is. Just place the like button precariously where it's supposed to be.

And then when you see that bell notification, just kind of like do a nice little fucking kind of like a like a swivel on over to the and then a touch on the on the bell notification.

I saw somebody who said on the last video, a last podcast. Wow, that was the most comprehensive thing about like button this and that and whatever.

And then somebody said, yeah, I've been a subscriber and I also hit the like button on this one, but I'll be damned if I hit that bell notification.

Wow, that's fucking gangster.

So yeah, subscribe like and fucking do it helps. It's fucking awesome when you subscribe and like it. If you want to be a part of this call, you got to subscribe and like.

Bell notifications are cool too, but if you're not going to do that, subscribe and like.

The marijuana's got my vision cloudy.

Two puck laugh like that once and I think about it a lot. It's on the E 40 song E 40 wraps like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Well, the fuck you get a good one if you go and the hesitate.

That's the that's the 40 slash Arnold Schwarzenegger.

A 40 Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold 40 dumb anyway, dude, you know what dude some of the jokes are going to hit some of the jokes are going to fucking fire and all syllables and some of the jokes are just going to lay flat as shit, man.

You know, I feel good though.

Sometimes I got I got to be honest. I start these podcasts and I don't feel good and sometimes I start the podcast and I do feel good and I do feel good now.

Some days, you know, when you wake up and you're just feel ugly as fuck, you know what I mean? It's just one of those days you wake up and you're like, I'm fucking so ugly, dude.

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