Hello and welcome to the shut up and sit down podcast, a podcast that's predictably, probably, reliably about board games.

I just switched up the intro. That wasn't predictable or

reliable, but that's fine. With me on this podcast is, as sometimes Ava Foxfort, I am unreliably

on this board games. That was almost, I thought you were going to say on this podcast,

and that would have been like almost true in that like, I guess every member of the team is unreliably on the podcast at this point.

Yeah, no, you never know what you're going to get.

It's like a box of chocolates, although most box of chocolates you can actually predict quite closely because of the branding, what's actually going to be in there.

So I've always thought that's a weird metaphor. But you don't know what you're getting with podcasts.

So maybe Forrest Gump should have talked about that.

It's a box of chocolates, but there are four chocolates

and you'll get a random arrangement of them mostly only two at a time.

Yeah, but that's it.

Sometimes you're going to get three.

Sometimes you're going to get four.

Sometimes they're going to be in person. Sometimes they're going to be on the internet. Anything could happen. It's a quantum chalk box.

Quantum chalkbox. Full of board games. Shroding is chockbox. Welcome to our new podcast.

That's one of the little fun tags that's going to go on the website right there. You can

take that one to the bank. On this podcast, we're going to be talking about two board games, two entire games.

We're going to be talking about 1941 race to Moscow, a game about racing to Moscow and being Nazis.

And we're going to talk about Cosmic Frog, a game about racing to Moscow and being Nazis.

That's just not true. The thing is, it could be true as well. A game about racing to Moscow and being Nazis.

It's not true.

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