Hello and welcome to the Shut Up and Sit Down podcast, a podcast that's predictably,

probably, reliably about board games.

I just switched up the intro.

That wasn't predictable or reliable, but that's fine.

Give me on this podcast is, as sometimes, Ava Foxfort.

I am unreliably on this board games.

That was almost, I thought you were going to say on this podcast and that would have been

almost true, in that, I guess every member of the team is unreliably on the podcast

at this point.

Yeah, no, you never know what you're going to get.

It's like a box of chocolate.

So, most box of chocolate, you can actually predict quite closely because of the branding

what's actually going to be in there.

So, I've always thought that's a weird metaphor, but you don't know what you're getting

with podcasts, so maybe Forest Gump should have talked about that.

It's a box of chocolates, but there are four chocolates and you'll get a random arrangement

of them, mostly only two at a time.

Yeah, you have to add that.

Yeah, sometimes you're going to get three.

Sometimes you're going to get four.

Sometimes they're going to be in person.

Sometimes they're going to be on the internet.

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