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#194 Tits_McGee (@Kathleen_McGee)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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4.66.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2014

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen McGee came to my hotel room in Vancouver to update me on all the new adventures she's been on. I had her on to talk about some new sexcapades but then we also got into depression and giving up.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello everybody, how are you? Welcome to R.E. Shefear Skeptic Tank. My name is R.E. Shefear.

0:07.0

I'm the host of the R.E. Shefear Skeptic Tank. While I look up what number of Skeptic Tank this is, let me introduce to you the episode.

0:15.0

I have my friend Kathleen McGee on. Kathleen is everybody's favorite rape victim from my show.

0:24.0

My podcast, she was on another episode of this, R.E.P. and Eggs. Let's see what number that one was.

0:31.0

Get back here. R.E.P. and Eggs. It happened when we did... Well she got deported for opening for me in Emmett's Inn.

0:40.0

They wouldn't let her back in after that. Very annoying. Where's R.E.P. and Eggs? R.E.P. and Eggs.

0:47.0

Number 124. It was a good episode. It was about her getting raped. But this one is not about her getting raped.

0:52.0

This one is about her... Now she's single again. It's her doing crazy shit. It's actually... I don't even know what to call it.

1:04.0

Man, I don't even know what to call it. But anyway, let me just make a few quick announcements. I have no announcements everybody. I saw a dumb and dumber. Do you guys see that?

1:14.0

Dude, I felt like Jim Carey was mocking me. I felt like that movie was set up to just shit on people my age dating younger women.

1:30.0

They made a lot of valid points in that movie. A lot of valid points indeed. But I don't know, man. I'm attracted to him. So I don't know what to tell you.

1:40.0

Alright, this is episode 184. I don't really know what to call it. It's a Thanksgiving episode everybody. I know people aren't going to listen to this as much as other episodes because you're only going to listen to Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. And then you're not going to listen on Thursday and Friday.

1:55.0

It happened on Christmas too last year. And the one after that. New years. But what should I do? Not pullin' out that week? No, I don't think so.

2:06.0

I went to the Cowboys game. Ren and D.C. got me tickets. So me, Ren and D.C. eBay and eBay's uncle who was like a year older than him. White trash. Am I right? We all went. We got feel passable. We went on the field. I saw Des Bryant fucking tossing passes to little kids in the stands.

2:25.0

What a what a great game. Cowboys came back. They're now eight and three. That means that they wouldn't want more games. They don't go eight and eight again.

2:33.0

You guys don't know the pain of rooting for the Cowboys. You just don't know the pain. It's every year. It's eight and eight. Every year you had a chance to win the last game of the season and make the playoff as a division winner. And every year we lose it in the fucking fourth quarter of week 17.

2:54.0

They're like, oh, the Cowboys are evil empire. Well, since when? That was 1994, you guys. This one fucking Nirvana's never mind came out. Pulp Fiction was in theaters last time we were good.

3:11.0

Anyway, you guys enjoy this episode. Our first episode is going to be in September 10th episode 194. I don't know. Tits McGee. It's Kathleen McGee. Enjoy.

3:23.0

You don't you give up your own. So don't fly south. Don't don't fly south. Stay in my heart. I am your green card. I am your green card. Stay with me.

3:53.0

I'm starting to get this on. Yeah, let's get into something. So it's time I dick pick. You don't like them. No, I if I want them, I like them. But like, do you ever want them? I've asked just because I'm curious. If I don't know what is dick like or if I know what is dick looks like. I like my ex has a great dick. And I always like seeing it. Jim's Jim's got a great. He's going to love that big Jim. He's got a big Jim. Big dick Jim. I miss it sometimes, but I still see it. I call you big Jim. Short.

4:23.0

I said, I'm a big Jim. I he sent it to me when we first started dating and I showed my best friend. Girls will show your dick to someone else for sure. Yeah, but that's okay. If it's good size. Yeah, but if it's bad, we'll still show and laugh about it. Yeah, big J. As a joke about like girls going like that. The pinky.

4:42.0

And he's like, first of all, don't do that. Don't do that. You think we don't know. He's like, you think we don't know we have a small dick. We need you to fucking tell your friends about it. And it's not a size of a pinky. You know, it's not a size of a pinky. It's bigger than your thumb.

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